Minorities Inc.

Guess who!?

Eby Ivy — Fri, 16 Dec 2005 07:50:26 +0000

Three-Way conversation featuring: Lewis, Lewis and special guest…Lewis! Sound effects by: Lewis Produced and Directed by: Lewis Written and co-written by: Lewis Lewis as The Overzealous Whiner. Lewis as The Hyperventilating Enthusiast. Lewis as The Blacktina Burrito Connaisseur. As you can see, Lewis is quite the self-reliant yet unstable young man, and this has been him personifying the voices in his head once more. If you’re having issues like these, it’s always good to talk about them (or publish them online, whichever floats your boat)… just remember you’re not alone; the voices never go away.

OUCH!!! VIDEO

Eby Ivy — Fri, 09 Dec 2005 09:42:49 +0000

This is why I REFUSE to get a license... crazy people on the street!!... and I will not contribute to the madness.... does this mean I drive without a license??... well, enough about me... WATCH THIS...

Lights on! Lights off! VIDEO

Eby Ivy — Fri, 09 Dec 2005 01:20:31 +0000

Neighborhood # 3 power out VIDEO... crazy lights! Band: The Arcade Fire Song: Neighborhood # 3 (Power out) CD: Funeral The Arcade Fire is a multi-instrumentalist bohemian family working out their demons through their songs... and don't we all love bohemians AND demons?! Enough said! TURN THE VOLUME UP FOR THIS ONE!!! **Thanks for the tip on this one, G...

Macho Man Uncovered! VIDEO

Eby Ivy — Thu, 08 Dec 2005 08:53:20 +0000

Step 1: Arrange camera as to zoom in on my huge muscles. Step 2: Pick up extra heavy weights. Step 3: Smash extra heavy weights into extra fragile fish tank. Step 4: Cry for mommy like a lil' bitch!!!! Mission: Lose manhood. Status: ACCOMPLISHED.

Stage Dive Gone Wrong! VIDEO

Eby Ivy — Thu, 08 Dec 2005 08:07:18 +0000

Norwegian singer dives into total nothingness and from what is seen, does not bounce off the floor and continue her dance routine, like she told reporters was expected to happen! NOTE: Audience members seem to think it was her rabid "barking" during that last song, that led to such an event... she was obviously distraught even before she dove into the concrete...

Late Night Lew!

Eby Ivy — Wed, 07 Dec 2005 10:47:33 +0000

Lewis on life and love... the two subjects he knows nothing about... P.S. The girl our alcoholically impeded friend refers to as his "girlfriend", is in NO WAY associated to this individual. Once the numbing effects of alcohol and drugs die down, he will come to terms with the fact that he's just another sexually frustrated college student.

Roomie dirty talkin' again!

Eby Ivy — Wed, 07 Dec 2005 07:57:31 +0000

Random dirty talk...… freaky style…...